December 2011
“I think I’m like God… when I walk into a room… LET THERE BE...”
– My mother.
Last night was fabulous, there hasn’t been a night all holiday where all my friends have been together so it was really lovely to see them all. There was a hectic Tesco dash at about half ten, supermarkets are more fun late at night, Hof was wheeling me up and down the aisles in a tower of shopping baskets and the man didn’t bat an eye lid. Rented The Human Centipede 2 but it is the...
Cannot cope with this house hold, they can all fuck off.
I’m in a lot of pain, I feel dizzy and nauseous and really, I’d just like someone to come and hold my hand :(
These past 2 days have been so incredible. Obviously, Christmas was amazing, actually amazing. All of my presents were beautiful, my absolute GEM of a sister took all of my many hints and got me some YSL lipstick, which is now my baby. I think everyone liked their presents from me too, although I think Ged wants to swap the Fred Perry tie for something else because he says it’s too thin for...
Today was ace, I’m finally beginning to feel festive. About bloody time too! Met Patrick for a Starbucks and we got it for free hohoho! I’ve finally wrapped all of my presents and we’re going to mass (for the first and last time this year) for a carol concert. My sister’s bunking in my bed tonight so we’re going to have a Christmas sleepover, bearing in mind I’m...
I care not, I bought some underwear from Calvin Klein, and guess what, GUESS BLOODY WHAT?!
I’VE GONE UP A WHOLE CUP SIZE! SAY HELLO TO ME, MISS 32B!
So now, everything is beautiful and nothing else matters.
I really hope my hairdresser takes it upon herself to dye my hair on Friday, I’ve decided I’d quite like a drastic change after all.
I have never been so full in my entire life. We decided instead of going out for a meal we’d all just take one part of a roast dinner and make it at Patrick’s, got there about 12, ate our roast dinner at about half one and honestly, it was beautiful. Yorkshire puddings homemade by Hof herself, an £11 chicken, carrots, parsnips, more roast potatoes than I have ever seen in my life (3...
This is my all time fave episode of Gav & Stace.
“This is O-bama. Not to be confused with O-sama. O-bama. O-sama. Very different people with very different ideas. Now, want a rusk? Me too.”
I’m so excited for tomorrow, I get to see my most favourite people in the world AND eat a roast dinner and trifle all at the same time. Hoorah for Christmas.
I feel so awful because I’ve been so preoccupied with buying all my sister’s Christmas presents, and my mum and sister and been really preoccupied with mine, no one has really paid much attention to my Dad. He bought my mum a £120 bag for Christmas and he went to so much effort hiding it and stuff, I just feel awful because it must seem like we’ve forgotten him. He does so much...
Sorry, but james cordon...
v-i-x:
would get it off me. i mean wild night of passion would be on the cards!
By the end of tomorrow I need to have bought;
all of Kathleen’s Christmas presents
Mum’s present and Christmas Eve pyjamas
my cousin’s present
more wrapping paper, ribbon, tags ect
Dad’s golf voucher
Nan & Grandad’s presents
Challenge accepted.
So here I am, sitting in bed on a Friday night watching old episodes of Come Dine With Me, eating a Milk Tray. I am a pathetic excuse for a teenager. However, I ordered that dress!
OKAY, YOU’VE ALL SWAYED ME, I’M BUYING IT RIGHT NOW! You guys.
It’s my grandad’s birthday today, 77 years old but I don’t think he actually looks much older than 50. We bought him some mocassins from Costco which he adored, and took him cake and stuff. He showed me the Christmas card he bought for my nan and it said, “all the love in the world to the only girl in the world”. Naturally, me and my sister thought it was the most...
Last night was perfect. Me and Kathleen went to the cinema to see 50/50, which may I say is the best (and most emotional) film I’ve seen in a very long time. The last 40 minutes was drowned out by the sounds of me sniffing and blowing my nose, it was such a rollercoaster, I walked out completely emotionally drained. We met my brother beforehand though which was very cute. We had a drink in...
Tomorrow will be really lovely because me and Kathleen are going to Liverpool to meet up with my brother, do some Christmas shopping and then go to the cinema to see 50/50. Is it any good?
itsjusttoobright replied to your photo: A really massive photo of me.
Ah you’re so cute and I want your glasses/general being x
Oh my, you’re actually my favourite person and I definitely wouldn’t mind your general being either. Thank you! x
whatlisasaid replied to your photo: A really massive photo of me.
pretty lady. also, gimme your glasses please.
I would of course but I guarantee you, you won’t be able to see a thing. I am blind :(
collinsthedictionary asked: she has 350 because she begged them with follow trains and sucked dick.
collinsthedictionary asked: That's actually hilarious. You need to make a book with pictures of all the times you've failed in life. It'd be the cutest thing.
collinsthedictionary replied to your post: I have literally never been so excited book a hair…
tinaturner/bug, wtf.
She blew dry it so it was really curly, and with my glasses and big eyes I looked like a cross of the two. It was awful, I ran home.
Can anyone recommend any really good bath stuff? Bubble bath, oils, ect. Just anything that will make my bath amazing because it’s quite dull at present?
I have literally never been so excited book a hair appointment. Finally I’m going to chop all of my ratty ends off and get rid of my bloody side fringe that has made my blood boil more times than I care to remember. I always say when I go to the hairdressers I want something drastic, but I don’t. I just want a trim so it looks healthy, BUT, no way in hell am I going to the place I...
Sometimes it really upsets me when my sister comes home because I always see how close her and my brother are. He rang before and they had a really long conversation, laughing all the time, cracking jokes, and mine and his are always 3 minutes long, absolute maximum. We check the other one is alive and well and that’s it. I think that’s why I always splash out a bit more on him for...
